Twitter: emilytarver- Headed to Austin, TX! Corn is coming too! #ihaveastuffedunicornnamedcorn
- How many ball sacks had to explode for it to be this hot? #hotliketheinsidesofmillionsofballsacks
- Why do I watch scary movies by myself!? Oh I remember, I hate sleeping through the night with no nightmares. #screamedawake
- @patbaer is my favorite person who has ever lived. Forever.
